That's right! A friend of mine is giving away her house in Selma, Alabama. All you have to do is win her essay contest on "Small Town, U.S.A." You can write an essay, can't you? Well, the entry fee is $50, but if you win, that's going to be the best $50 you ever spent, I'd say.
Anyway, here's the website www.pixnpens.com. This is legitimate, folks. So don't hesitate to enter.